One step forward has got me to the back of the line. If anybody wants ahead of me, it's likely I'm about to take two steps back. about 1 hour ago
Flicking thru dials of satellite TV. Thought I recognized ex-girlfriend in a porno. I was mistaken. It was just a Sumo wrestling match. about 1 day ago
My last girlfriend was terrible in bed. We had sex outdoors once. Vultures started circling overhead. 4 days ago
My girlfriend has a great imagination in bed. I can’t believe all the different names she comes up with for me. 6 days ago
I get lucky a lot when I play bingo. It's amazing how many of these old broads are willing to go home with me. 6 days ago
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